Monogamy

  • Carmen:

    *reading from dictionary* Okay! We’re talking monogamy! It is a noun. And…it is the condition or a practice of having a single mate during a period of time.

  • Shane:

    I get it, Carmen.

  • Carmen:

    Wait a minute, I just want to make sure that you and I both know what we’re talking about here. Um… Oh! Listen to this, monogamy is common among birds

  • Shane:

    That’s great ‘cause I love birds.

  • Carmen:

    It is the practice of having a single mate during a period of time. Does that mean anything to you?

  • Shane:

    I’m willing to try...Is that not enough? I’m willing to try something that doesn’t come naturally to me, and that I don’t understand but am willing to try?

  • Carmen:

    Mmhmm. Right. Birds, Shane, I’m talking about a god-damn fucking bird. Asking you to be as civilized as a god-damn fucking bird.

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Why have I just realised this exists?

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Why have I just realised this exists?

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What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

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